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What movies have not aged well?

09.06.2025 08:17

What movies have not aged well?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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You Only Live Twice

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Ah so!”

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

From Russia With Love

Octopussy

What is the most unwatchable movie you have sat through?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why does my ex boyfriend do this?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

When a narcissist mad at their new supply, do they take it out on the old supply?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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Goldfinger

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Do you consider yourself pretty?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Moonraker

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

If Russia needs the resources to fund the war in Ukraine, why doesn’t it throw open its doors to visa free western tourism? Enough people would be interested, & it would start to get some hard currency as €, CHF, £, SEK, $, JPY in the tills at shops.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-J W Pepper

Why is money considered to be the root of all evil?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Dr No

A View to a Kill

If our normal body temperature is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit, why do we perceive weather in the 90s as "hot?"

Diamonds Are Forever

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Live and Let Die